Borrowed Time
COSMO SEX TIP #8329

arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

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It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

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pleatedjeans: “accidental” wrong link on a final research paper. via

pleatedjeans:

“accidental” wrong link on a final research paper. via

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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